[21:57] <> [21:57] (It's the Cajun Chicken.) [21:57] ( I'll destroy all of you. ) [21:57] (Don't you mean the Kajun Chikin?) [21:57] (You encounter Uncle Ben in a seedy south-side chickenery....) [21:58] ( KURSED SEEDS. Play! ) [21:58] <> [22:00] ( Luckily, after finishing off Weltall-2, we got his System Id upgrade. ) [22:00] <> [22:00] 2d6 [22:00] * Atom rolls for Chamelaeon (2d6) and gets 7. [22:01] * Tim checks everyone's suits to make sure they're ready to tango with Big Bad Black Bean. ...was anyone damaged last fight? [22:01] (Only by a whole damn lot.) [22:02] ( Chako's brain got fried. It's not a terrible loss. We've replaced it with this damp sponge for now. ) [22:02] (Bloop.) [22:02] (It was mostly stun, so it's all OK.) [22:03] *** Vernon (jrenken@204-216-235-24.dsl.cust.tfb.com) Quit (Local kill by Kesseki (ghost)) [22:03] * Isis looks lost in thought. Mainly because she's lost in thought. [22:03] *** Vernon (jrenken@204-216-235-24.dsl.cust.tfb.com) has joined #ATC [22:03] ... [22:03] (...) [22:04] (Nickelodeon flashbacks!) [22:04] (Woah... I'm lost in thought.) [22:04] * Tim finishes looking over the suits, not getting lost in throught since he's leaving a trail of bread-crumbs. [22:05] (This would be part of why I'm late. -_-;) [22:05] (Someone ate Vernon's breadcrumbs!) [22:05] * Chako grumbles. "Well, at least we're only outnumbered about two and a half to one now." [22:05] (*munch munch* What?) [22:06] * Isis mms. "I have an idea... but I don't know how well it's going to work." [22:07] Is that counting the bean or just the hippies? [22:07] <> [22:07] Oh? [22:07] ( He dies NOW. ) [22:08] (Hey hey, we're the monkeys! People say we monkey around. o/~) [22:09] * Chako shrugs. "Throw it up, Isis, I ain't got much but standard combat, since luring tactics would just get our troops smacked." [22:09] * Tim starts humming along, then stops and looks miserable when he realises what he was doing. [22:10] * Isis mmms again. "The Hippies aren't the problem. We could take them easily if it weren't for the Bean. I've been thinking about the Brick and that 'virus cannon' Tim and Vernon created." [22:10] * Vernon blinks. "Hmm..." [22:10] (Bean go BOOM!) [22:10] * Tim grins. [22:11] I like the way you think. But we need to get the Brick here, or else bring the weapon, and we need someone to shoot it. Preferably from far away. [22:12] * Isis nods. "Which is why I have a plan, but it requires us being able to talk to the Cube, or at the very least, Prag." [22:13] Sounds like we don't have much time for that. We're almost on 'em, aren't we? [22:13] <> [22:13] It's a space weapon, it better have non-crappy range. [22:13] I think I can rig that. [22:14] Which one? Prag or the Cube? [22:15] Er, yes. Prag would prolly be easier to deal with. [22:15] * Isis chuckles. "We need him to bring the Brick *here*. Then one of us will rendezvous and fire the cannon. Meanwhile, I have another plan." [22:15] * Vernon is leaning back, lost in thought. [22:16] (He's lost in thought. So lost in thought.) [22:16] Plans good. Keep 'em coming. [22:16] (*sprays Vernon with air freshener*) [22:16] * Chako says, "We'd have to bring down the--" she peers at Isis, and then shrugs again. [22:16] (*sprays Vernon with coolant*) [22:16] (>_>#) [22:17] ( Ha! ) [22:17] ( Check him for tags first. ) [22:17] 2d6-5 [22:17] * Atom rolls for Tim (2d6-5) and gets 3. [22:17] At the very least, I know I'm not going to be anything to Black Bean but a moving target. His defenses last time were top notch; if he's upgraded like the other one was... [22:19] Okay, I'm there. Lookin' for Prag. [22:19] I think my role, and likely Vernon and Tim's, is going to be to make things difficult for him and the Hippies. 'Guerilla fighting', to put it one way. [22:20] Uhm... if we're gonna do that, somewhere with lots of cover would be nice. [22:21] * Charlie nods. [22:21] We have to find out if his suit has some sort of weak spot. No defense is airtight. [22:22] Or we can just take potshots all day. But I'm only gonna last there if I have something to hide behind. [22:22] Yeah. [22:23] * Isis grins. "That's why you two have the sophisticated sensors and science equipment, isn't it? We'll keep him busy. You'll have to analyze the data and find soemthing we can use, quickly. [22:23] ( +" ) [22:23] * Tim chuckles. "Heh. Alright." [22:24] <> [22:24] * Chako hits her tablet, and terrain data comes up! Isn't decades old technology amazing? [22:24] Praggy says twenty minutes. [22:25] That's a lot of stalling, but it's prolly the best he can do, even if the ship *is* painted red. [22:25] ( ... ) [22:25] * Vernon digs out his laptop and starts loading some analysis programs. [22:25] (It _IS_ painted Makes-It-Go-Faster-Red. In one of the logs.) [22:26] (Oh, I agree. Red does make things go faster. I'm considering making my char's suit red and black.) [22:26] Isis, you think I'd be more helpful hidden and taking shots or as another distraction? [22:27] (Chako beat you to it! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah.) [22:27] It's up to you, but I think I can take care of myself if I stay on the defensive. [22:27] (... Dang. Guess I'm just gonna have to go for Purple and Yellow instead. :P) [22:27] ( The easter suit. Swell. ) [22:28] (At least it's not orange and green.) [22:28] (... you do that and I'll make you take Small Children Magnet.) [22:28] (The Brick! Friend of children!) [22:28] * Chako starts typing furiously into the tablet. "Alright, we're changing the combat point to give us less stalling time. We can put it to a minute of waiting if we fall back to *here*." [22:28] (Haha!) [22:29] (... Thank you Cham. I was looking for a wacky defect to give him. ;p) [22:29] (Don't make me do it.) [22:29] * Chako continues padding. "I don't want to try to last 12 minutes with that monster." [22:29] * Isis nods. "A good plan. And, best of all, we won't really put anyone in danger by falling back." She looks up at the planes. "Might be better to tell the troops why we're falling back. Reinforcements are good for morale." [22:29] * Chako nods. "Good idea. I'll relay that too." *padpadpadpad* [22:29] 2d6-5 [22:29] * Atom rolls for Tim (2d6-5) and gets 6. [22:29] 2d6-4 [22:29] * Atom rolls for Tim (2d6-4) and gets 5. [22:30] (Two 11s! Ha ha.) [22:30] (Er, only one. Phooey.) [22:30] (Zegon the Giant Easter Space Lizzard!) [22:30] (Fun for the whole family) [22:30] We'll have some trenches back there. Not much, but a bit better than the plains. [22:30] ( Dangit Cham. I'm *really* considering it now.) [22:31] * Tim pulls out some slugs for his rifle, pulls out part of the core, and starts fiddlign with a collection of pieces from his backpack. [22:31] (... don't. I count Bug spawn as 'small children' and that could really cause some Issues.) [22:31] ( ...ew. ) [22:31] (... eww?) [22:31] * Chako slows down in the padding. "We're just having Prag pop the guy one when his shield's down, right?" [22:32] Hey, Vern. Set your ssensors up to recieve telemetry on these frequencies... [22:32] * Isis nods. "Or at the first convenient opportunity." [22:32] * Vernon gets out the controls and starts a-settin'. [22:32] Alright. How many shots'll we have again? [22:33] (Two.) [22:33] (Thank you, voice from the sky!) [22:34] Two. Which isn't a lot, I know, but only one should really be needed anyway. [22:34] The hard part is getting the shield down, but hopefully I have a trick that'll help there. [22:34] Yeah, well, Prag's not exactly trained in shooting, and he might dodge. [22:34] * Chako smirks. [22:35] True. Maybe I can distance myself enough from the fight to hop on and take over the gunning at one point. [22:35] (Damn, trust y'all to make me whip up Prag stats on the spot...) [22:35] * Isis nods. "I like Prag, but I don't think leaving the gunnery to him is such a good idea." [22:36] * Vernon nods. [22:36] Hopefully without our troops noticing, of course. They might take it the wrong way. [22:37] * Chako chuckles. "Yeah, well, most of this seems to revolve around me standing there and slugging it out, so I don't think they'll be havin' 'The geeks are leavin' morale problems." [22:38] * Charlie hmms.. [22:38] * Isis eyes Chako. "Well, you have to admit, you do set yourself up for the heavy duty." [22:38] <> [22:39] * Chako strikes a pose and grins. "Well, hell yeah. Give me another minute, and I'll take him out myself." [22:40] ( Did she really strike a pose? In our cramped little snowspeeder? If she did, I have two words for you: Ejector seat. ) [22:40] (Ha. I wasn't talking an Ershin pose. 'Chako uses Stand Out!') [22:41] (Chako uses Get Out. As in Get Out of the Car cause yer a HUGE SUIT.) [22:41] (Thud Thud.) [22:44] <> [22:44] ( Note to self; include posing space in newer models of skimmers. ) [22:44] ( Special Fighting Pose #2! ) [22:45] * Isis hops on out, looking into the distance. "Subtle guy, isn't he?" [22:45] ( "Ore wa... Chakoshin!" ) [22:45] (... *sbo*) [22:46] * Chako hops out too. Lead from the front, that's me! "Do ya expect sutble from a behemoth like that?" [22:46] Not really. [22:46] * Vernon hops. "Here goes nothing." [22:46] * Tim hops out after Chako and looks for something big and resilient to hide behind. [22:46] ( How about the skimmer? Kookabura will be staying inside it to, uh, dodge. *finishes cutting the fuel intake* ) [22:46] * Charlie hops out as well, then ducks off to the left. [22:47] * Vernon follows Tim, looking for cover. [22:47] <> [22:48] * Chako murmers into the suit comm, ~Charlie, you're on sniping, geeks know they're on analysis. Isis... well, it's your plan. We take his shields down by the minute mark.~ She stares off at BB. [22:49] <> "I'll have your heads for this you bastards!" [22:49] * Isis draws her sword and grins. ~ Well, let's hope we can keep him off-balance. ~ "I take it, Mr. bean, that you did not, in fact, find Jesus on your pilgrimage." [22:50] ~I'll hang back here and provide some cover fire for you, Isis~ [22:50] * Tim tunes the Bean Show out. c.c [22:50] ( And no, him getting there and screaming "JESUS! JESUS! FUCK!" does not count. ) [22:50] "No. But I suspect that in a few minutes you'll have the chance to see him yourself." [22:50] * Tim stays well back, too. Especially if there's no cover. Which there may be. But one never knows. o/` [22:51] "CHARGE!" [22:51] * Isis snorts, falling into a defensive stance. "Get in line, butch." [22:51] <> [22:51] <> [22:52] d6+8 [22:52] * Atom rolls for Chako (d6+8) and gets 14. [22:52] <> [22:52] d6+9 [22:52] * Atom rolls for Charlie (d6+9) and gets 15. [22:52] d6+8 [22:52] * Atom rolls for Vernon (d6+8) and gets 10. [22:52] d6+9 [22:52] * Atom rolls for Tim (d6+9) and gets 11. [22:52] ( I... totally don't remember my init. Um... ) [22:52] d6+10 [22:52] * Atom rolls for Chamelaeon (d6+10) and gets 12. [22:52] * Charlie readies his rifle. [22:52] d6+9 [22:52] * Atom rolls for Isis (d6+9) and gets 12. [22:52] (Hooray! We win.) [22:52] (Whatever your init, it's higher than my character's.) [22:52] (Aw... fuck you, Atom.) [22:54] *** Chamelaeon changes topic to 'EET ANOTHER BEEN | http://chamelaeon.sandwich.net/rpg | Order: Charlie, Chako, IsisBB, Tim, Vernon' [22:54] <> [22:54] <> [22:55] * Charlie takes the first shot at Mr. Bean! (^_^;) [22:56] 2d6-6 [22:56] * Atom rolls for Charlie (2d6-6) and gets 4. [22:56] (Go Charlie!) [22:56] (Hit, if he doesn't blasted dodge. ^_~) [22:57] <> [22:58] <> [22:59] ~Geez, he didn't even dodge!~ [22:59] * Chako grits her teeth and sets her legs as her shoulders do their swivel motion, the missile launcher and laser cannon come up, she brings them in line, and fires in a smooth flow of machinery. ~Yeah, well, let's hope he keeps that up.~ [23:00] ~ He's overconfident. Let's use it to our advantage. ~ [23:00] 2d6-2 [23:00] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6-2) and gets 7. [23:00] 2d6-3 [23:00] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6-3) and gets 6. [23:00] (First laser, second missile, both hit.) [23:04] <> [23:05] <> [23:05] * Isis teleports to BB's other side, making a triangle of herself, Chako, and Charlie facing away from the geeks. "Come and get it." [23:05] ( Hold action. ) [23:05] ( Well, other than moving, obviously. ) [23:06] (Whoa. Can you TP that far?) [23:06] (Need a mind roll. :P) [23:06] (Er... perhaps the fact that you didn't establish the range?) [23:06] ( He's right in front of us, isn't he? ) [23:06] (Sorry. Long Range, still.) [23:06] * Isis stays right where she is and taunts as previously stated. [23:07] <> [23:07] 2d6-5 [23:07] * Atom rolls for Chamelaeon (2d6-5) and gets 0. [23:08] (Shot down!) [23:09] <> [23:09] * Chako curses. ~Damn thing.~ [23:09] *** Chako (Mecha@137.112.40.162) Quit (Quit: Don't kill 'im without me!) [23:10] (Keep going.) [23:11] * Tim gets in the trench and ducks as low as he can. He opens the ammo carousel for his gauss rifle and inserts the freshly modified sensor slug into a conveniently empty slot. [23:11] ( That my turn? ) [23:11] (Yup.) [23:11] <> [23:11] * Vernon gets in the trench as well, and analyzes Black Bean's defenses as best he can. [23:13] <> [23:13] <> [23:13] <> [23:13] <> [23:14] <> [23:14] * Charlie takes another shot at 'im. [23:15] 2d6-6 [23:15] * Atom rolls for Charlie (2d6-6) and gets 0. [23:16] <> [23:16] <> [23:18] *** Chako (Mecha@simonmc.student.rose-hulman.edu) has joined #atc [23:18] <> [23:19] * Chako sticks where she is, and does another beam/missile combo shot. [23:19] 2d6-2 [23:19] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6-2) and gets 6. [23:19] 2d6-5 [23:19] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6-5) and gets 6. [23:21] <> [23:21] <> [23:22] See: Last round. [23:22] ( Only this time I actually move. :P ) [23:23] ( Isis and Black Bean do Classic Samurai Charging Battle #3! ) [23:23] (Still too far, Isis. Your TP is 10 meters. Normal range is 500 to 50.) [23:23] ( "Secret Technique: Two Samurai Running In The Rain." ) [23:24] ( Uh? I thought we were using the max range for teleport, and not the 'minimum safe range'. :P ) [23:24] ( Because with the speed this suit has, a 30 meter teleport is pointless. :P ) [23:24] ( Err, 10 meters even. ) [23:24] (Teleport lvl 1 is FAR FAR FAR from worthless.) [23:25] (Even in a suit that's that fast.) [23:25] (I'm looking at your combat sheet and it sez 10... but you're right, we were using more.) [23:25] ( This teleport can't go through solid objects, Zeg. It's a modified version. ) [23:26] (Ah, okay. So it's more like 'Really damn fast' movement, right?) [23:26] ( Mostly. See also: Kenshin, DBZ, etc. ) [23:27] <> [23:27] 2d6-5 [23:27] * Atom rolls for Chamelaeon (2d6-5) and gets 3. [23:27] (Ranged Defense) [23:27] (Yeah, 'Really Damn Fast' movement. Did you just rip off those shows for Isis? :P) [23:27] (Hey, the TP was my idea.) [23:28] (Well, I had a few ideas myself, but they really wouldn't work in this universe.) [23:28] (Like Swarm.) [23:28] ( Uh, what's he shooting? So I know how to roll. ) [23:28] (Oh. Looks to be an energy weapon.) [23:28] ( 'Kay then. ) [23:30] ( Gonna use Retreating bea Her Hua, BTW ) [23:30] 2d6-4 [23:30] * Atom rolls for Isis (2d6-4) and gets 3. [23:30] * Isis grins and steps backward, swinging her sword in swirling arcs to try and deflect the bolt. [23:31] <> [23:31] <> [23:32] ( Oh, hey, yeah. Forgot about that. ^_^ ) [23:33] * Tim pops up, aims, and fires at Black Bean's back, trying to find a spot his sensoslug can lodge itself in easily. [23:33] 2d6-5 [23:33] * Atom rolls for Tim (2d6-5) and gets 4. [23:34] ( Made by two. Let's hope he doesn't find it worth dodging. ) [23:35] <> [23:36] * Vernon keeps looking at Bean's armor, trying to figure out a weakness. [23:36] <> [23:37] <> [23:37] 2d6-6 [23:37] * Atom rolls for Charlie (2d6-6) and gets 3. [23:38] * Tim grins. [23:38] <> [23:38] <> [23:39] ~hmpf, at least I seem to be wrecking his shield.~ [23:39] ~ Nice shot, Tim. What's in that shell? ~ [23:40] ( I meant to say that before, but Isis was in shock from Tim being able to fire a gun. ) [23:41] <> [23:41] ~Sensors. Hopefully it'll help us find the chink in all that armor.~ [23:41] * Chako brings her right arm up, and fires it instead of her empty missile launcher, along with her shoulder laser. [23:42] 2d6-3 [23:42] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6-3) and gets 3. [23:42] 2d6-2 [23:42] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6-2) and gets 3. [23:44] <> [23:44] <> [23:44] ( Man, you guys need a nuke or something. ) [23:44] (Oh, get closer and I'll give him a nuke.) [23:45] (... I hope you don't have a SD mechanism in there.) [23:45] * Isis keeps up her defensive stance. "So, tell me something, Mister Mercenary. Do you LIKE serving an alien race of conquering silicate bugs who want to destroy humanity?" [23:45] ( Oh god, I'm using Special Command "Talk". "Black Bean's attack is falling!" ) [23:45] ( Isis is a Mediator? ) [23:46] (Yeah, haven't you been paying attention? She's sending people to see His way. :P) [23:46] ( Woo! I use praise on myself! "I ROCK." ) [23:46] (Well, she's obviously got preach.) [23:46] ( I'm also holding action, so move on. ) [23:47] <> "Of course not. Keeps me up nights, gives me ulcers, gout, syphilis. God hates me and sends me email to tell me so. My mom weeps when she sees me on the TV. But what can I say, the pay is good, and I hate everyone on both planets anyways, especially my mom, so it's not as much of an issue as you might think." [23:48] (...) [23:48] ( .. Sounds like Demota. ) [23:48] * Isis snorts. "So, basically, you're a sociopath, they're genocidal, so why not work together?" [23:48] "Precisely." [23:49] <> [23:49] ...eh. I guess it makes sense, from a lunatic perspective. [23:49] * Tim starts his analysis! [23:50] <> [23:51] * Tim grins. ~Small of his back, guys! Heat sinks there aren't covered. They can't be, really.~ [23:51] <> [23:52] ( .. Man, he leaves his back unguarded. Work evil tank ever. ) [23:52] * Isis smiles pleasantly. ~ Tim, I take back everything bad I've ever said about you being a geek. ~ [23:52] ( Which... actually, to my memory, is nothing, since it's more fun to insult Vernon. ) [23:53] ~ Aw shucks, Isis. T'weren't nuthin'. ~ [23:53] * Vernon shrugs, and eyes Bean. "Mekkara Biimu!" [23:53] 2d6-3 [23:54] * Atom rolls for Vernon (2d6-3) and gets 6. [23:54] (...made it.) [23:54] (Waste of energy.) [23:54] <> [23:54] (...d'oh.) [23:55] <> [23:55] ( ...you DORK. ) [23:55] <> [23:55] (nod) [23:55] (This has most definitely not been a good day. ^_^;) [23:55] ( Hey, at least he doesn't just have one knife. ) [23:55] (Hehe.) [23:56] (Damn you, Atom.) [23:58] ~Rock! Let's se what we can do..~ He targets the heat sinks! [23:58] (That' last bit was an action, rather than spoken) [23:58] 2d6-4 [23:58] * Atom rolls for Charlie (2d6-4) and gets 2. [23:58] ~ I'm envisioning Adam with eyebeams now, sadly. ~ [23:59] (Wrong tag, I think. ^_^;) [23:59] ( ... Optic Blast! .. it hurts my soul to picture the OW cast as X-Men. ) [23:59] ( NEIN! Alterverse slip. Byproduct of the bodyslide bowls. ) [23:59] ( Chako. Turn off the game console. ) [23:59] (I can't find the power button. ;_;) [00:01] <> "FUCK!" <> [00:01] <> [00:02] ( Oh, did the Bean turn his back on little old me? Mweh heh. ) [00:02] ( Did you guys think I did the triangle thing just because I like three-sided polygons? ) [00:02] (I like three sided polygons.) [00:02] (YES!) [00:02] (We hates them.) [00:03] ( I thought you did it because you were secretly a servant of the Illuminati myself. ) [00:03] ( That's only in GCI. [00:03] ) [00:03] (The triforce!) [00:04] * Chako fires her right and left arm laser, this time, with a smirk. ~So invulnerable. Can't you people make good equipment?~ [00:04] ( GCI has, like, near-mythical status now. It made it into discussion numerous times at ACen. ) [00:04] ( .. I have the image of the ATC cast animated in Wind Waker's artstyle now. Die Zegon die. ) [00:04] ( I drink Elixir Soup! AWESOME. ) [00:04] 2d6-2 [00:04] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6-2) and gets 4. [00:04] 2d6-3 [00:05] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6-3) and gets 5. [00:05] ( *glows gold* BRING IT ON. ) [00:05] (^_^) [00:05] ( It did? AWww. *^_^* ) [00:05] ( Don't 'aww', you don't know what we were saying. -_^ ) [00:05] (Great, now I'm seeing it too. And it's... REALLY DAMN CUTE.) [00:05] ( Aww. ;_; ) [00:06] ( Heh. ) [00:06] ( Isn't it? ) [00:06] ( It wasn't all bad. We all remember it fondly. ) [00:06] (I'm imagining Chako wobbling around as she walks.) [00:06] <> [00:06] ( Waaai! *^____^* *stabs BB in the back* ) [00:06] (Chibi Isis!) [00:06] (Never speak again.) [00:06] * Isis grins and runs forward. "See, the reason you're losing is more or less... well, you're a dynsfunctional, idiotic freak." [00:07] * Isis takes two swipes at the heatsinks! [00:07] 2 2d6 [00:07] * Atom rolls for Isis (2 2d6) and gets 10 6. [00:07] ( First misses, second hits. ) [00:08] <> "Grr! Really? I thought I was losing because of the strength of your convictions." [00:09] <> [00:09] 2d6-5 [00:09] * Atom rolls for Chamelaeon (2d6-5) and gets 5. [00:09] (Melee dodge) [00:09] 2d6-3 [00:09] * Atom rolls for Isis (2d6-3) and gets 4. [00:09] ( So very made it. ) [00:09] <> [00:10] <> [00:10] * Isis grins as she twists out of the way, trying to keep the three-point formation up. "Convictions? Oh, brother, are YOU fighting the wrong group." [00:13] * Tim takes a shot at BB's back with his rifle, using normal slugs now, obviously. [00:13] 2d6-2 [00:13] * Atom rolls for Tim (2d6-2) and gets 6. [00:14] <> [00:14] 2d6-2 [00:14] * Atom rolls for Chamelaeon (2d6-2) and gets 8. [00:15] (... dammit, Atom, you have no sense of drama.) [00:15] ( Actually, I think this is the part where Black Bean's massive stupidity does him in so even the geeks can land critical shots. ) [00:15] <> [00:15] <> [00:16] * Vernon looks directly at the sinks, targetting, and fires again. [00:16] 2d6-3 [00:16] * Atom rolls for Vernon (2d6-3) and gets 9. [00:16] (Damn.) [00:16] (Std +4 for targetting, boyo.) [00:16] (Eheh. No way.) [00:16] (So you actually hit Bangor Maine. Like, another planet.) [00:17] (Gomen nasai-nyo. ;_;) [00:17] <> [00:17] ( Wow. That's... some long range. Good shot, Cyclops. Jean will be proud. ) [00:17] ( Eh, so Vernon blew up Bangor, Maine. He's part of the Dirty Pair, it doesn't matter. ) [00:17] <> [00:17] (He couldn't Dirty Pair his way out of a paper bag.) [00:17] (The hell I couldn't. As Mughi.) [00:18] ( Mughi's a bit obscure for these guys, I think. ) [00:18] 2d6-4 [00:18] * Atom rolls for Charlie (2d6-4) and gets 3. [00:19] ( I always DID wonder where they got a Displacer Beast with levels of Electronics and Computer Use, though. ) [00:19] <> [00:19] 2d6 [00:19] * Atom rolls for Chamelaeon (2d6) and gets 7. [00:19] (Shot through the heat sink.. and somethin' .. somethin o/~) [00:19] (I don't think he works ast Mughi. For one, he'd have to not be a moron.) [00:19] <> [00:20] <> [00:20] (Shot thru the heatsink, and you're to blame. You give weak points, a bad name. o/~) [00:20] (yeah, that. ^_^) [00:20] ( This wouldn't be so amusing if my and Charlie's suits didn't have the same weak point. ) [00:20] (Your moves are lame!) [00:20] (Your moves are lamer!) [00:21] * Chako draws her sword and dashes forward, stabbing it straight towards his back as it lights up. [00:21] ( Your Mame is loser! ) [00:21] 2d6 [00:21] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6) and gets 4. [00:21] ( Wow. Chako has as much skill level with a sword as I do. That's pretty sad. ) [00:21] <> [00:21] 2d6+2 [00:21] * Atom rolls for Chamelaeon (2d6+2) and gets 6. [00:22] (Yeah, but she can't do anything other than sharp pointy poking.) [00:22] < <> [00:23] * Isis grins, spinning her blade and going straight for his *head*, since he's facing her and she can't exploit the weak points. [00:23] 2 2d6 [00:23] ( Hmm. ) [00:24] (Slicey Dicey!) [00:24] (Think Atom's dead.) [00:24] -herring.sandwich.net:@#atc- Chamelaeon invited Dicesuke into channel #atc. [00:24] *** Dicesuke (dice@155.92.103.53) has joined #atc [00:24] (go!) [00:24] 2 2d6 [00:24] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Isis (2 2d6) and gets 5 10. [00:24] ( Hit, miss ) [00:24] <> [00:24] ( 50% dicehate. ) [00:24] (I really don't see this dicehate. Really.) [00:24] <> [00:24] *** Atom (EDeangelus@pool-151-197-126-200.phil.east.verizon.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [00:25] 2d6-2 [00:25] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Chako (2d6-2) and gets 4. [00:25] ( Hey, I got miss/hit last time and hit/miss this time. Next'll either be miss/miss or hit/hit. ) [00:25] ~ Vernon! Enough playing giant Japanese mecha with the eye beams. Gimmie the info on that hammer. ~ [00:25] <> [00:26] ~Will d-yah!~ [00:26] *** Atom (EDeangelus@pool-151-197-65-64.phil.east.verizon.net) has joined #ATC [00:26] ( Er. What kinda' defense? ) [00:26] <> [00:26] < [00:26] ( Hiss. Get that false dicebot out of here ) [00:26] (Heh.) [00:27] *** Dicesuke was kicked by Chamelaeon (Mook!) [00:27] 2d6 [00:27] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6) and gets 6. [00:27] (Why do all the other games use Dicesuke then?) [00:27] ( Because they're all #besm zombies? ) [00:27] 2d6-2 [00:27] * Atom rolls for Isis (2d6-2) and gets 1. [00:27] 2d6-2 [00:27] * Atom rolls for Vernon (2d6-2) and gets 4. [00:27] (Made it! Body roll is 2d6?) [00:28] ( Woo! I defend. Go me. ) [00:28] <> [00:28] 2d6 [00:28] * Atom rolls for Vernon (2d6) and gets 7. [00:28] (Nnnnope.) [00:28] 2d6-4 [00:28] * Atom rolls for Tim (2d6-4) and gets 2. [00:28] 2d6 [00:28] * Atom rolls for Tim (2d6) and gets 4. [00:28] ( ...made both. Holy wow. c.c ) [00:28] <> [00:29] ( Wait. If it's area, can't we make a second defense to dodge the rest? I don't have the book nearby. ) [00:29] (I'd think you could use Teleport to completly dodge a AE attack...) [00:29] (It's not in the book that way, no... [00:29] ( I ask simply because I have two defenses a round, I might as well use them. :P ) [00:29] ( Or, say, Jumping! I have Jumping. ) [00:29] (Jumping would work.) [00:30] ( Then I LEAP! I leap for JUSTICE! ) [00:30] <> [00:30] ( Over a TAXI! Tooh! ) [00:30] 2d6-2 [00:30] * Atom rolls for Isis (2d6-2) and gets 6. [00:30] ( HA. And the second misses anyway. :P ) [00:30] <> [00:32] * Tim tries to get ready for a shot at BB's back, next time he turns around. (Aiming) [00:32] <> [00:32] * Vernon tries climbing. [00:32] <> [00:33] <> [00:33] <> [00:33] * Charlie just fires a shot! [00:33] 2d6-5 [00:33] * Atom rolls for Charlie (2d6-5) and gets 1. [00:34] <> [00:34] <> [00:35] * Chako rolls to her feet after her dodge, and holds her sword up in a defensive stance, having not even taken any damage from his little area attack. "So, are you going to hit me or not?" [00:35] (Total Defense.) [00:36] <> [00:36] ( Wait, I thought we took damage even if we dodged? Ah well, who cares. ) [00:36] * Isis grits her teeth. "Well, finally being serious, huh? Maybe." [00:36] (Chako's shield + armor absorbed, methinks.) [00:36] * Isis runs forward and makes with the slashy-slashy! [00:36] 2 2d6 [00:36] * Atom rolls for Isis (2 2d6) and gets 9 8. [00:36] (Err, FF + armor) [00:36] (Yeah. Zegon's right.) [00:36] ( Ha! I was right. Miss/miss. ) [00:37] ( Stupid called shots. ALl those Kensei abilities and I didn't take precise stroke. ) [00:37] (You don't have Precise stroke? Man, you always need precise stroke. ;p) [00:37] <> "Remember, you asked." [00:37] ( It's... well, 11 CP in Kensei and no precise stroke is the samurai equivolent of one throwing knife. ) [00:37] 2d6-5 [00:37] * Atom rolls for Chamelaeon (2d6-5) and gets 3. [00:38] 2d6-4 [00:38] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6-4) and gets 5. [00:38] (11 CP in Kensei? Man, you *did* go all Kensei. Are you gonna get The Final Lesson and The Final Revelation?) [00:38] <> [00:38] <> [00:39] 2d6+2 [00:39] * Atom rolls for Tim (2d6+2) and gets 7. [00:39] 2d6+2 [00:39] * Atom rolls for Vernon (2d6+2) and gets 6. [00:39] ( HA. No. ) [00:39] (Nope.) [00:39] (Any skill apply to that roll, Cham?) [00:39] (No.) [00:39] 2d6+2 [00:39] * Atom rolls for Isis (2d6+2) and gets 10. [00:39] ( HAR. No. ) [00:39] <> [00:39] (Just verifying that. :P) [00:40] ( Didn't take blindfighting either. Damn. ) [00:40] 2d6+2 [00:40] * Atom rolls for Charlie (2d6+2) and gets 8. [00:40] <> [00:40] <> [00:40] (Oh, Cham, you might want to mention how the fight's goin for their troopers.) [00:41] <> [00:41] <> [00:41] (Most of us probably can't see anyway ^_~) [00:41] ( I care! ... wait, no. I really don't. ) [00:41] (Well, yeah. :P) [00:42] * Tim tries to move away from the fight without tripping and falling. It's almost time for the bus to arrive. [00:42] * Chako doesn't scream, but man, her suit seriously looks like it got fucked up. [00:42] <> [00:42] * Vernon scoots back a bit, but very slowly, as he'd rather not fall down the hole again. [00:43] * Chako grins faintly. "Well, hey, whaddya know, you can hit something. I'm amazed." [00:43] *** Atom (EDeangelus@pool-151-197-65-64.phil.east.verizon.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [00:44] <> ~Uh, guys! I'm here!~ <> [00:44] ~ Prag, I need a pickup! I'm gonna help you aim the canon! ...as soon as these fuggin' spots clear outta my eyes. ~ [00:45] ~Uh, okay!~ <> [00:45] <> [00:45] * Isis starts humming "Mars, the Bringer of War". Seriously. [00:45] * Tim gets in the Eva. Er, Brick. [00:46] * Charlie just sits still.. listening as well as he can. [00:46] ~ It IS so nice to see one of my quickly-conceived, slipshod tactical maneuvers actually *work*. Thank you, Prag. ~ [00:46] ~You're welcome, I uh, think.~ [00:46] <> [00:47] -herring.sandwich.net:@#atc- Chamelaeon invited Dicesuke into channel #atc. [00:47] *** Dicesuke (dice@155.92.103.53) has joined #atc [00:48] *** Atom (EDeangelus@pool-151-197-64-13.phil.east.verizon.net) has joined #ATC [00:48] ( *uses this downtime to count the number of times Tim has said some variation on "Join us! It's bliss". ) [00:48] ( Sorry, won't happen again. ) [00:48] ( A lot. ...hm. ) [00:48] * Chako does the retreating fire sorta thing with the cutter and the EMP. [00:48] *** Dicesuke was kicked by Chamelaeon (Chamelaeon) [00:49] Gladja could join us, praggie. It's bliss out here, y'know. [00:49] 2d6 + 2 [00:49] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6 + 2) and gets 4. [00:49] 2d6 + 1 [00:49] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6 + 1) and gets 5. [00:49] ( ...bastard. *starts over from the beginning. ) [00:50] 1d2 + 1 [00:50] * Atom rolls for Chako (1d2 + 1) and gets 2. [00:50] 1d2 + 1 [00:50] * Atom rolls for Chako (1d2 + 1) and gets 1. [00:50] 1d2 + 1 [00:50] * Atom rolls for Chako (1d2 + 1) and gets 2. [00:50] 1d2 + 1 [00:50] * Atom rolls for Chako (1d2 + 1) and gets 1. [00:50] ( ... ) [00:50] (Does it work with spaces? Aiyah.) [00:50] (That's what I thought. Reroll.) [00:50] 2d6+2 [00:50] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6+2) and gets 6. [00:50] 2d6+1 [00:50] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6+1) and gets 6. [00:51] (I think it's telling me hit.) [00:51] <> [00:51] <> [00:52] (You are still blind, Isis.) [00:52] * Isis turns on the hologram generator to duplicate her body's actions 10' in front of her actual position and retreats. [00:52] <> [00:52] 2d6-5 [00:52] * Atom rolls for Chamelaeon (2d6-5) and gets 3. [00:53] 2d6+2 [00:53] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6+2) and gets 6. [00:53] (...) [00:53] (Blind dodge! Goddamn, she's on today.) [00:53] <> [00:53] <> [00:54] <> [00:54] * Tim aims the goddamn canon at BB and says a quick prayer to Space Jesus and whatever vegetables they saw on the slides. [00:54] (Haw.) [00:54] (look cannon ... "There is no cannon here!") [00:54] ( *snerk* ) [00:54] (Son of a bitching Add Items!) [00:55] (Use cannon ... "How?" [00:55] ( "go cannon" "You cheer on the cannon." ) [00:55] 2d6-4 [00:55] * Atom rolls for Tim (2d6-4) and gets -1. [00:55] ( WOO! ) [00:55] <> [00:55] 2d6-2 [00:55] * Atom rolls for Chamelaeon (2d6-2) and gets 3. [00:55] <> [00:56] <> [00:56] ( Well, screw him. ;_; ) [00:57] * Vernon tries to figure out what's going on with that hammer. [00:57] * Tim curses. [00:57] <> [00:58] (Graviton?) [00:58] <> [00:58] (.... you absolute mook. Take a physics class.) [00:58] (;_;) [00:58] 2d6-5 [00:58] * Atom rolls for Charlie (2d6-5) and gets 0. [00:58] ~It's...a graviton hammer.~ [00:58] This is for blindin' me. [00:58] * Charlie sinks heat into the heat sinks. [00:59] ~ *sounding annoyed* Well, hurray! It's not a lepton hammer or a postrion hammer! Way to go, Vernon. ~ [00:59] <> [00:59] (-4, sorry.. that would still make it a 1 though.) [00:59] ~ A *what* hammer? ~ [00:59] ~ Wait. Why am I surprised? ~ [00:59] 2d6 [00:59] * Atom rolls for Chamelaeon (2d6) and gets 5. [01:00] ~ Is the haft breakable? ~ [01:00] (Sorry.) [01:00] 2d6-3 [01:00] * Atom rolls for Chamelaeon (2d6-3) and gets 3. [01:00] ~Hmm...~ [01:00] <> [01:03] * Chako grins, and the back of her suit almost explodes outwards, heat vents being exposed. "Now we'll see what this thing can really do!" All the weapon pods open, and she drops her sword. "Final Strike!" All of the beams fire forth from her suit pods and hands at the back of his suit. [01:03] (Her! Her. Sigh. Long typing.) [01:04] 2d6-4 [01:04] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6-4) and gets 1. [01:04] 2d6-4 [01:04] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6-4) and gets 6. [01:04] 2d6-3 [01:04] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6-3) and gets 5. [01:04] 2d6-4 [01:04] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6-4) and gets 4. [01:04] ( Bitch, if you critfail and hit me, I'm going to... well, you'll actually just be a pool of fluid and molten metal, so I guess it's immaterial. ) [01:04] 2d6-4 [01:04] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6-4) and gets 5. [01:04] ( That's.. pretty damn impressive actually. ) [01:04] 2d6-3 [01:04] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6-3) and gets 6. [01:04] (All hits.) [01:05] (Impressive, snake.) [01:06] 2d6 [01:06] * Atom rolls for Chako (2d6) and gets 5. [01:06] (The MATT button, eh?) [01:06] (Something like that. Ow. Ow.) [01:07] <> [01:08] * Vernon just stares. [01:08] * Isis shields her eyes, cutting the power to the hologram generators. "...what the FUCK was that?" [01:08] ( Holy fucking crap. ) [01:08] * Charlie whistles [01:08] <> [01:09] * Chako , for her part in things, screams in excruciating pain! And then is hit, and falls over, her suit glowing hot. [01:09] ...holy... fucking... shit. [01:09] <> [01:09] Uhm... hm. [01:09] * Tim grabs a bag of ice out of the fridge. [01:10] * Isis tunes her scanners a bit. "Well, jesus, woman. 'Living grenade' is not a good tactical option. Tim! Prag! Get ATC on the line. Medteam in a very fast skimmer, *now*." [01:10] * Tim has Prag contact ATC while he lands the ship, gets out, and heads over to Chako. [01:10] * Chako does not respond. The suit is burning and arcing. [01:10] * Vernon looks for the suit's power system controller, ready to turn it off. [01:11] <> [01:12] <> [01:12] * Isis makes her way toward the ship. "I hope she didn't just kill herself doing that. I'd be really mad." [01:12] * Vernon jumps back. "Yow!" [01:12] * Tim dumps the ice over Chako's helm and torso, hoping it'll at least be cool enough to keep her from cooking. " [01:12] <> [01:13] Holy shit. [01:13] If she survives this, I'm giving her a better damn heat dispersal system. [01:13] Like WHAT? Replace her blood with liquid nitrogen? Christ. [01:13] * Isis suddenly blinks and eyes Tim and Vernon. "NOT an option, by the way." [01:14] ( Bah, we've all seen Mr. Freeze. ) [01:14] (Get more H2O!) [01:14] * Chako continues not to respond! [01:14] No, just her suit's blood. [01:14] * Vernon is running for the big extinguisher in the lab. "Wouldn't work." [01:14] * Tim goes back for more ice. He also gets ATC on the line to make sure they understand it's important. [01:15] <> [01:15] <> [01:15] (Which are still pretty crappy compared to you, as your guys are still taking them on 1:3 or so.) [01:16] * Charlie has a seat on the nearest large boulder. [01:16] <> "Aheh... *cough* ... Very nice. But you've got one last part to learn. *cough, hack, wheeze* And you won't.... get it from your Cube.... or the Egg. *wheeze* But the Pyramid... she'll set you straight. Unless you want to stay.... igno..rant... *prolonged death rattle* [01:16] * Tim comes back with six more bags of ice, applying them all. "Goddamn it, why can't they just die quietly?" [01:16] * Charlie scans the sky for the med ship. [01:16] * Isis glances at Black Bean's... well, whatever part of him is still solid. "Oy. They're going to run out of menacing-sounding solids soon. 'I, the Rhombus, control you from the shadows!'" [01:17] * Vernon liberally applies Halotron! [01:17] <> [01:18] <> [01:18] ( OKay, I'm going to go find a Chozo statue. You guys wait here. ) [01:19] ( The steam still takes heat energy with it. ;P But I think I get the point. ) [01:19] (Chako must use the Power Bomb?) [01:19] (Well, if Chako's *that* hot, she should be cooling REALLY rapidly, as the air is cool enough to be ventilating her.) [01:19] (Crystal Flash!) [01:19] <> [01:19] ( Oh, we're gonna upgrade Chako's suit? Sweet! ) [01:20] ( Chako gets: Varia Armor! Now she doesn't FRY anymore. ) [01:20] ( Chako Aran! .. but that means Cham will throw Metroids at you. ) [01:20] (Yes.) [01:20] (Someone's rebuilding this son of a bitch.) [01:20] <> [01:20] <> [01:20] ... [01:21] * Chako comes into comm cursing. "Fucking fuck! Shit fucking damn. Well, I'm not fuckin' dead. Can anyone fuckin' hear me yet?" [01:22] (Chako is hit by a cow.) [01:22] * Chako 's arms move a little. [01:22] ~DAMN that's impressive.~ [01:22] Yes! Yes I can. Sweet space Jesus, are you okay? [01:22] Nice to know a little solar prominence can't keep your vocabulary down. [01:22] Heeey, welcome back. [01:22] If you're curious, Black Bean is quite dead and we've got enough raw material to make a greenhouse. [01:23] * Chako twitches again, but doesn't get up. "Fuckin' awesome. Troops OK?" [01:23] Or maybe a replacement suit. I dunno how serviceable this one's gonna be. [01:24] ( "I slew Black Bean and all I got was this lousy ExoSuit." ) [01:25] * Isis looks around. "No, they're mostly dead, but I'm not really motivated to care." [01:26] <> [01:26] ( Sure. ) [01:26] * Chako coughs. "Wonderful." She starts standing very slowly, as the suit just does not help her. [01:29] ( BRB. x.x ) [01:29] <> [01:29] * Isis scans the sky. "Well. Mission completed. Stupid world-saving." [01:29] * Vernon sighs. [01:30] <>